June 2012
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♛ in love with a fairy tale: TEST YOUR KEYBOARD →
hummingbirdprince:
inquisitioned:
razzledazzy:
cheesu:
gravityisforsuckers:
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.
holy shit
HE QUIK FO JUMPS OVER HE LA DOG
THJFJD++++DJGTHF FDLFKTTJ
Oh…
THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG
whelp. I guess the space bar doesn’t work when I do that…
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Sometimes I just need to make animal noises...
May 2012
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The one thing I miss from gym: ultimate frisbee
yousexything-tardis:
writemeanescape:
the only thing I could ever play without a trip to the nurse. ^.^
*cough cough* Arden *cough cough*
Although was that ultimate frisbee, or just frisbee? That was before me. ^.^
It was ultimate frisbee. Definitely ultimate frisbee. The scar’s pretty much faded though! You can only tell if you run your finger over it and you know it’s there....
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Watchmageofbutts:
blingostarr:
spiswatchingyou:
i-steal-your-pantsu:
videohall:
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
what the hell
oh my gOD
i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part
thaaat’s pretty cool
i’m dying right now oh my god i need this in my life
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Watchnostopdasgay:
lordblinglish:
dickfaerie:
khlamydiaa:
omfg wth
I LOVE THIS SO SO SO MUCH
pisses
it’s bACK
This has to be scripted. I refuse to believe that this is not scripted.
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whoneedsfeminism:
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That awkward moment when the maintenance workers...
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Reblog this if you like boobs
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Maehem Sez: I had an abortion →
yousexything-tardis:
maehemsez:
I had an abortion.
I’m not going to tell you how old I was when I had it.
I’m not going to tell you what the circumstances around the pregnancy were.
I’m not going to tell you whether birth control was used or not.
I’m not going to tell you whether it was a wanted or an unwanted pregnancy.
…
This is a completely amazing read, and totally valid.
I love...
What ingredients does it take to make you? →
r2d2fangirl:
causalspoilers:
asteriskos:
majorkaidanalenko:
jojodoodle:
allthehomo:
tyrotheterrible:
ladyoflate:
ladyoflate is made of salt, poison, and lightning. With a dash of Jeopardy.
SO THAT’S UNSETTLINGLY ACCURATE
Tyro is made of brain, salt, and depression. With a dash of Tumblr.
oh wow okay that’s scary
Kae is made of caramel, friends, and partnership. With a dash of...
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Voldemort rose to power in 1997. He destroyed all...
david-tennant:
thetenthdoctorscompanion:
meganski23:
mmischieffmanagedd:
angstier:
createyourself42:
HARRY POTTER FANS, YOUR LETTERS ARE STILL OUT THERE. HAVE FAITH!
:O
WELL FUCK YOU VOLDEMORT! I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO USE MY POWERS NOW JERKFACE!
I ACCEPT THIS AS FACT
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“People get really irritated by mental illness. ‘Just fucking get it together!...”
– Maria Bamford (via yeshairy)
Putting the “BAMF” in Bamford.
(via rosalarian)
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Watchchamctc:
the-adequate-gatsby:
noelowl:
clockworktimebomb:
electronicsnowflakes:
awildpikachu:
coffee-pot:
A crack in the wall.
dying
i can’t. reblogging for the 2nd time. off of my liked posts.
i just. his face right before he starts going “ooooooh”
my stomach hurts from laughing :’(
OMG I DIED
OH MY GOD IT’S BACK NEVER LEAVE MEALKSJ FKLAJSD
Oh my sweet Lord. My sides...
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how do I respond to people who are nice to me
how do I respond to people who want to be friends/want to be closer friends
how do I respond to compliments
how do I interact with people
how do I
how
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Random game idea:
Type in any word or phrase followed by “the musical” into google and see what comes up.
Anonymous asked: PLAY THE TUMBLR DATING GAME! GO TO TUMBLRDATINGGAME(.)COM - MAKE AN ACCOUNT - PUT ''TUMBLRDATINGGAME'' IN YOUR PROFILE - THEN SEARCH FOR 'TUMBLRDATINGGAME' AND HOOK UP WITH TUMBLR USERS IN YOUR AREA
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FACT: When threatened, lesbians can summon...
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Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
And then you turn them into a cat.
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Animals With Stuffed Animals Of Themselves
youarenotyou:
fracturedrefuge:
fuckyeah-nerdery:
momologue:
And my favorite:
Oh sweet Jesus, this post.
Officially fucking deceased.
i can’t even handle this post
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